* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live. * Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. * Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice. * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. * Rajnikant's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door. * Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. * Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue. * Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Join the discussion on .
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