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Thursday, January 24, 2013
Monday, January 21, 2013
Salary in market crisis
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India ...
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA, Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart
:) :)
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA, Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart
:) :)
Dar ke age jit hai
Dosto Aaj kuch toofani kartay hain
LETS SIT WITH OUR WIVES FOR 24 HRS .......
DARR KE AAGAY JEET HAIN !!!
LETS SIT WITH OUR WIVES FOR 24 HRS .......
DARR KE AAGAY JEET HAIN !!!
Importance of experience
With Knowledge We Know the Words..
But…
With experience We Know their Meaning !"
But…
With experience We Know their Meaning !"
Independence Day
31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian! Happy Independence Day
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Dosti jaan se pyari hai
Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai, Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai, Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai, Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Personality Tax
Govt. Passed a new rule :
Beautiful girls & Handsome boys have to pay Personality Tax !
Don't Smile I know u r safe But Meri to vaat lag gayi na.
Beautiful girls & Handsome boys have to pay Personality Tax !
Don't Smile I know u r safe But Meri to vaat lag gayi na.
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